Wednesday 18 August 2010

What chocloate bars do you eat in space?
Mars bars and Milky ways


How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You rock-et !


How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses !

First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

What do you call a loony spaceman ?
An astronut !


Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar !

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